
the conference you've been waiting for
Honest talks. Real solutions. Zero fluff.
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Real challenges need real solutions. It’s time to leave behind events that don’t deliver.
Oh FFS isn’t like every other cyber event. We’re here to break through the noise and tackle cyber’s toughest questions head-on... without sugar-coating. Think of us as the conference that gets straight to the point, cuts out the corporate jargon, and serves up real insights for those who get things done.
At Oh FFS, you’ll find the people who are ready to push the industry forward, whether that means rethinking risk strategies or building new alliances.
Ready to take on real solutions? Then this is the conference for you.

cisos & cyber leaders
Finally, a conference that gets what you’re dealing with. Forget high-level overviews; join us to get into the nitty-gritty with other leaders who are as tired of “business as usual” as you are.

sponsors & vendors
Sponsor an event that delivers serious value. At Oh FFS, you’ll engage directly with decision-makers who aren’t here for the sales pitch—they’re here to find real solutions.
why this isn't just another conference

brutally honest sessions
Ever been to a conference and thought, “FFS, get to the point”? We did too.
So we created sessions that don’t dance around issues but dive straight into what CISOs need to know. Unfiltered and all about practical answers.

Networking without the BS
Networking shouldn’t feel like a chore. Expect laid-back social events, small-group sessions, and candid chats with people who’ve been there, done that. You’re not here to make small talk; you’re here to build alliances.

Unscripted Content
Forget pre-packaged talks. At Oh FFS, you’ll find bold discussions, interactive workshops, and real conversations. Because, let’s be honest—innovation doesn’t come from echo chambers.

Real Solutions, Not Sales Pitches
Here’s the deal: Oh FFS isn’t a thinly veiled sales funnel. It’s a conference built on real solutions, where every session offers insights you can actually use. Walk away with strategies, not just business cards.

cISO centric focus
No generic agendas or superficial panels.
Each session is crafted for the people in the trenches—CISOs, CIOs, and senior leaders whose jobs depend on making the right calls, fast.
ditch the norm. join oh ffs.
Say goodbye to name badges and boring lectures. Oh FFS is where cyber’s sharpest minds meet, mingle, and get things done. Are you ready to dive into the conference that’s actually worth your time?

oh ffs... london 2024
With over 50 cyber pros from across the globe, Oh FFS London wasn’t your typical stuffy conference. Panels got real on burnout, innovation, and diversity - no fluff, just the hard-hitting conversations everyone’s actually here for.
We brought in a lineup of global speakers, a bold startup showcase, and even a Sherlock Holmes-style cyber escape room to keep things hands-on. Forget the usual badge-flashing and sales pitches; this crowd kicked back and settled into the auditorium’s comfy sofas, creating real connections without the nonsense.
Oh FFS London served up a conference vibe that was refreshingly unfiltered, undeniably real, and exactly what cyber’s been missing. Tequila slammers included.